After Receiving an Invitation to a Mathematicians' Ball:

  1. Augustin Louis Cauchy said he surely will managed to integrate well with everyone.
  2. David Hilbert was afraid he will be pretty spaced out for most of the party.
  3. Paul Erdös asked: "Are epsilons invited too?"
  4. John Forbes Nash insisted on playing n-person zero sum games.
  5. Zeno of Elea said he will come with two friends - Achilles and the tortoise.
  6. Bertrand Russell was wondering: "If the cook only cooks for the guests, who cooks for the cook?"
  7. Kurt Gödel insisted that the invitation is incomplete and never will be.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 31 December 2006