How Programmers Do It
- Programmers do it byte by byte.
- Programmers do it with bytes and nibbles.
- Programmers try to do it again and again.
- Programmers do it with acronyms.
- Programmers do it by computer simulation.
- Programmers do it according to the specifications.
- Programmers do it over and over until they get it right.
- Ada programmers do it by committee.
- ALGOL 68 programmers do it od.
- APL programmers do it in a line.
- Assembler programmers do it a bit at a time.
- C++ programmers do it with class.
- Fortran programmers do it with double precision.
- LISP (programmers (do (it (with (parentheses))))).
- Logo programmers do it for an educational experience.
- Prolog programmers do it artificially.
- Smalltalk programmers have more methods.
- System programmers do it with interrupts.
Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 20 December 2006