Things We'd Like To See On Company Motivational Posters
- If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
- Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
- A person who smiles in the face of adversity ... probably has a scapegoat.
- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
- Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?"
- If at first you don't succeed - try management.
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
- Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 14 December 2006