Computers are Like Women...

  • No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
  • The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  • Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
  • As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
  • You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 14 November 2006