Drug Dealers and Software Engineers - A Comparison

Drug Dealers:
  1. "The first one is free"
  2. Have important South-Asia connections (to help move the stuff)
  3. Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag", "E"
  4. Realize that there's a ton of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market
  5. Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes
  6. Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers
  7. Their products cause unhealthy addictions.
  8. Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you

Software Engineers:
  1. "Download a free trial version"
  2. Have important South-Asia connections (to help debug the code)
  3. Strange jargon: "TCP/IP", "XML", "Java", "SQL"
  4. Realize that there's a ton of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market
  5. Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines
  6. Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists
  7. DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D.; Enough said.
  8. Damn! Damn! DAMN!

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 07 January 2007