What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
Outgoing Personality: Always going out of the office
Great Presentation Skills: Able to bullshit
Good Communication Skills: Spends lots of time on phone
Average Employee: Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified: Made no major blunders yet
Work is First Priority: Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially: Drinks a lot
Family is Active Socially: Spouse drinks, too
Independent Worker: Nobody knows what he/she does
Quick Thinking: Offers plausible excuses
Careful Thinker: Won't make a decision
Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs: Gets someone else to do it
Expresses Themselves Well: Speaks English
Meticulous Attention to Detail: A nit picker
Has Leadership Qualities: Is tall or has a loud voice
Exceptionally Good Judgement: Lucky
Keen Sense of Humour: Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Career Minded: Back Stabber
Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone)"
Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!"
Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident.. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital."
Operator: "Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Lee." (sorry)
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry.. Now give me your name!!"