Airplane to Turn Right 45 Degrees for Noise Abatement

"Flight 234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement."

"Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

"Sir," the air control operator replied, "have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?"

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 03 July 2012