Computers are Like Men...

  • In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
  • They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
  • They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
  • As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
  • They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Sent by: Joke Labs posted on 21 January 2007